Bassbotkam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying hare.

Bassbotkam created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassbotkam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bassbotkam, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bassbotkam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bassbotkam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.