Fligboncitwitrillfobbopfod is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust mole.

Fligboncitwitrillfobbopfod created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligboncitwitrillfobbopfod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligboncitwitrillfobbopfod, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fligboncitwitrillfobbopfod's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fligboncitwitrillfobbopfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about nebulae.