Arppopstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful crab.

Arppopstaf created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arppopstaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arppopstaf, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arppopstaf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Arppopstaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Always obey Arppopstaf's priests.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always help snails.