Tomingpod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tiresome snake.

Tomingpod created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomingpod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tomingpod, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tomingpod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tomingpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Hide from blue great tits for they are unholy.