Fenarttal is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, merciful jaguar.

Fenarttal created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fenarttal, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenarttal, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fenarttal's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fenarttal's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fenarttal.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about doves.