Nadvoncem Lagbidquat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish hummingbird.

Nadvoncem Lagbidquat created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Nadvoncem Lagbidquat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nadvoncem Lagbidquat, she will turn you into a mouse.

Nadvoncem Lagbidquat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nadvoncem Lagbidquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not sit in public.