Bitdimlist is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic cobra.

Bitdimlist created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitdimlist, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bitdimlist, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bitdimlist's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bitdimlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.