Pomlinsag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest human.

Pomlinsag created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomlinsag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pomlinsag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Pomlinsag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pomlinsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Erect three tin sculptures of Pomlinsag on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.