Negvogbep is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, duplicitous dove.

Negvogbep created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negvogbep, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Negvogbep, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Negvogbep's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Negvogbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear yellow jumpers.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never write about galaxies.