Vonkanbut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, blissful wyrm.

Vonkanbut created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkanbut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vonkanbut, she will be very unhappy.

Vonkanbut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vonkanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Vonkanbut on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.