Bumarthigmapsinsugdut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witless chinchilla.

Bumarthigmapsinsugdut created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumarthigmapsinsugdut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bumarthigmapsinsugdut, it will remove you from existence.

Bumarthigmapsinsugdut's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bumarthigmapsinsugdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of foxes.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.