Yoghinbog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast capybara.

Yoghinbog created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Yoghinbog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoghinbog, she will think nothing of it.

Yoghinbog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yoghinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yoghinbog.

3. Put Yoghinbog first in all things.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Always pray immersed in water.