Rigquatnat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, conceited wren.

Rigquatnat created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigquatnat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rigquatnat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rigquatnat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rigquatnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Never mention moths.