Lagcidpak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful yak.

Lagcidpak created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagcidpak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lagcidpak, she will ignore you.

Lagcidpak's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Lagcidpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not take Lagcidpak's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.