Lanflismin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional cow.

Lanflismin created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanflismin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lanflismin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Lanflismin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Lanflismin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.