Fedstiplipkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating skunk.

Fedstiplipkap created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedstiplipkap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fedstiplipkap, he will ignore you.

Fedstiplipkap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fedstiplipkap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fedstiplipkap.

2. Worship no other gods but Fedstiplipkap.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.