Taltonwad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, amazing duck.

Taltonwad created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taltonwad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Taltonwad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Taltonwad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Taltonwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about gravity.