Jadcepflystiklikbondap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic goblin.

Jadcepflystiklikbondap created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadcepflystiklikbondap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jadcepflystiklikbondap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Jadcepflystiklikbondap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jadcepflystiklikbondap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Jadcepflystiklikbondap on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about amino acids.