Bograwtonk Godwiprutt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil frog.

Bograwtonk Godwiprutt created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bograwtonk Godwiprutt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bograwtonk Godwiprutt, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bograwtonk Godwiprutt's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bograwtonk Godwiprutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Run away if five hamsters approach from the east.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.