Sisnuttnart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable narwhal.

Sisnuttnart created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisnuttnart, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sisnuttnart, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sisnuttnart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sisnuttnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear magenta shoes.

5. Never bounce in the presence of swans.