Popdusster is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, loving naga.

Popdusster created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Popdusster, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Popdusster, it will not care.

Popdusster's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Popdusster's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.