Gepbidfen is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sage unicorn.

Gepbidfen created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbidfen, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gepbidfen, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gepbidfen's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gepbidfen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gepbidfen.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.