Fosstithin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured rhinoceros.

Fosstithin created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosstithin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fosstithin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fosstithin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fosstithin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always obey Fosstithin's priests.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.