Sidbellcam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent mouse.

Sidbellcam created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbellcam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sidbellcam, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sidbellcam's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sidbellcam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.