Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan
is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, pitiless
swan
.
Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan
created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan
, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan
, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan's
most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan's Holy Commandments
1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.
2. Always wear green.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Always help great tits.
5. Do not sit in public.
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