Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, pitiless swan.

Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ganhamcinlarnspagminmil Cidlikstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Do not sit in public.
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