Wothitlen is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, quiet horse.

Wothitlen created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wothitlen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wothitlen, it will strike you with lightening.

Wothitlen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wothitlen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wothitlen.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Always obey Wothitlen's priests.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the north.