Cancamken is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental
squid.
Cancamken created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cancamken, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Cancamken, it will be mildly annoyed.
Cancamken's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Cancamken's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not jump in public.
5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.