Methap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless goose.

Methap created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Methap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Methap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Methap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Methap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Methap.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never skip near porpoises.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.