Sakbaftam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet goblin.

Sakbaftam created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbaftam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sakbaftam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Sakbaftam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sakbaftam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never sit in the presence of geese.