Hinnadbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving whale.

Hinnadbaf created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinnadbaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinnadbaf, it will not care at all.

Hinnadbaf's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hinnadbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear shirts.