Logjan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring gorilla.

Logjan created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Logjan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Logjan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Logjan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Logjan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hide if seven doves approach from the south.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink alcohol.