Paswap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, duplicitous butterfly.

Paswap created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paswap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Paswap, she will turn you into a snail.

Paswap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Paswap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never write about nebulae.