Rigfubbad is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring
shark.
Rigfubbad created bats three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rigfubbad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Rigfubbad, it will not care at all.
Rigfubbad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Rigfubbad's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. You must never eat cucumbers.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.