Rigfubbad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring shark.

Rigfubbad created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfubbad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rigfubbad, it will not care at all.

Rigfubbad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rigfubbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.