Pibliktanmip is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing
dolphin.
Pibliktanmip created a strange quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Pibliktanmip, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Pibliktanmip, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Pibliktanmip's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Pibliktanmip's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick goats.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Pibliktanmip loves moths, so they must be honoured.
4. Never skip near sheep.
5. Retreat if five bats approach from the east.