Muttofcab is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing
hummingbird.
Muttofcab created a photon eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Muttofcab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Muttofcab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Muttofcab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Muttofcab's Holy Commandments1. Never go into purple rooms.
2. Never eat parsnips.
3. Never laugh in the presence of snails.
4. Never talk about seals.
5. Never think about nebulae.