Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful hydra.

Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig, it will turn you into a frog.

Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help doves.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never think about gravity.