Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig
is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, merciful
hydra
.
Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig
created a photon eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig
, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig
, it will turn you into a frog.
Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig's
most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Himtailnil Stafxemzog Flabnillvagnurlmotflappitjig's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Always help doves.
3. Never go into indigo rooms.
4. Never write about stars.
5. Never think about gravity.
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