Safafdit is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, calm
deer.
Safafdit created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Safafdit, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Safafdit, she will remove you from existence.
Safafdit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Safafdit's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Run away from pink moths, for they are unholy.
3. Never write about nebulae.
4. Do not speak about apples.
5. You must pray to Safafdit six times a day.