Safafdit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, calm deer.

Safafdit created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Safafdit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Safafdit, she will remove you from existence.

Safafdit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Safafdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Run away from pink moths, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. You must pray to Safafdit six times a day.