Honfubfot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, prudent wombat.

Honfubfot created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Honfubfot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Honfubfot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Honfubfot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Honfubfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Do not take Honfubfot's name in vain.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Do not chop down trees.