Honfubfot is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, prudent
wombat.
Honfubfot created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Honfubfot, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Honfubfot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Honfubfot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Honfubfot's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.
3. Do not take Honfubfot's name in vain.
4. Never mention monkeys.
5. Do not chop down trees.