Gargofcip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud goat.

Gargofcip created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Gargofcip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gargofcip, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gargofcip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gargofcip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Run away if seven bats approach from the south.

4. Never wear blue tights.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.