Bonkquillbut is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain
wombat.
Bonkquillbut created life eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonkquillbut, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Bonkquillbut, she will strike you with lightening.
Bonkquillbut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Bonkquillbut's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never go into yellow rooms.
3. Erect three copper sculptures of Bonkquillbut on top of important buildings.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.