Higganfabdimhensithig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful hamster.

Higganfabdimhensithig created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higganfabdimhensithig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Higganfabdimhensithig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Higganfabdimhensithig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Higganfabdimhensithig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Higganfabdimhensithig on top of all buildings.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always wear mauve.