Pomwikbun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, conceited pig.

Pomwikbun created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomwikbun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomwikbun, she will destroy your home planet.

Pomwikbun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pomwikbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Pomwikbun.

4. Never paint your neck blue.

5. Always help rats in need.