Podnigfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring dingo.

Podnigfarn created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Podnigfarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Podnigfarn, it will have a low opinion of you.

Podnigfarn's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Podnigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if nine otters approach from the east.