Sommablistrullcan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident hummingbird.

Sommablistrullcan created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sommablistrullcan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sommablistrullcan, it will turn you into a goat.

Sommablistrullcan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sommablistrullcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never sit in the presence of whales.