Dabnuttmil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless wolf.

Dabnuttmil created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Dabnuttmil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dabnuttmil, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dabnuttmil's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dabnuttmil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.