Mipfonbun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, quiet walrus.

Mipfonbun created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfonbun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mipfonbun, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mipfonbun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mipfonbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.