Cepwipkapmum Gep is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing wyvern.

Cepwipkapmum Gep created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepwipkapmum Gep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cepwipkapmum Gep, she will strike you with lightening.

Cepwipkapmum Gep's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cepwipkapmum Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Pray towards the west.