Himfumbep is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome pigeon.

Himfumbep created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himfumbep, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Himfumbep, he will turn you into a mouse.

Himfumbep's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Himfumbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about gravity.