Vadsawjan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, able unicorn.

Vadsawjan created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadsawjan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vadsawjan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vadsawjan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vadsawjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about comets.