Gutlibyam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage whale.

Gutlibyam created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutlibyam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gutlibyam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gutlibyam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gutlibyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to grasshopers while wearing white jumpers.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.